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1)先生,「請問郵局在那堙H」「噢,到http://郵局.旺角.九龍/去找一找吧!」

2)「媽咪,為何阿B經常穿同一件污髒T恤?」「因為佢經常忘記將cache請除嘛!」

3)「死火,為何沒有(back)倒退鍵?我架車怎樣才可退後?」

4)「亞陳,今晚去你屋企,探下你隻名種貓好嗎?」「你先去佢的homepage 參觀下先啦!」

5)Peter正在海灘欣賞日落,「夕陽美景,真妙,太燦爛了!」「這個是IE 還是 netscape瀏覽器呢?」

6)「電話響極無人聽,“失去與伺服器的聯絡”」

7)「ERROR 404,電話又唔通!」

8)看報紙雜誌時,當見到有底線的標題時,隻手自然走去 click…

9)網迷在電話閒談,電話中斷了,網迷自言自語:「連線到XXX終斷了…」

10)女朋友撒嬌,不瞅p睬,網迷喃喃自語:「又 short 驉A你的電腦沒有有效回應,請檢查……」

11)「請問陳先生家住何處?」「家在 http://myself.com/hk」

12)每當自我介紹時,小李必說:「我是 helll@abc.com…」

13)網迷怪行:半夜三點上廁兼查電郵。

14)「Celeron(大女),(次子),Tcpi(長子),你們做得好,我指令一點也沒做錯!」


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Riddle

謎語


1)一個由五個英文字母組成的字,如果將最後四個字母取消,也不會改變該字的發音?

2)那一個英文字加了er後,它的發音會更快?

3)那一個英文字母可以飲下肚的?(諧音)

4)Which is the beginning of eternity, the end of the time and space, the beginning of every end, and the end of every place?

5)那個房間( room)是沒有牆的?(猜英文字)

6)什麼罐(can)不用開罐器?(猜英文字)

7)加一個字在紅、黑、死之後成為三個不同地名。(猜大自然景物)

8)加在 dragon, butter 及fire之後而成為三種不同昆蟲的一個英文字。

9)猜每天供應的讀物…白色為底,黑紅混合。

10)星期三之後是星期四,這堳o是星期四(Thursday)之後才是星期三(wednesday)。(猜學習用品)

11)棄掉外層,留下內層;吃下外層,棄丟內層。(猜食物)

12)靜坐一角環遊世界。(必須用件之一)

13)上有洞、下有洞、左有洞、右有洞;中間皆有洞,「水」在我手中!(猜家居用品)


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In english

1)What five- letter English word does not change its pronunciation even if its last four letters are taken away?
2)Which word pronounce even faster when added"-er" at the end?

3)Which letter is a drink?
4)Which is the beginning of eternity, the end of the time and space, the beginning of every end, and the end of every place?
5)What room has no walls?
6)What can does not need a can opener?
7)What can be black, red, or dead?
8)What can dragon, butter and fire do?

9)What is black and white, and is red all over?
10)Where is Thursday followed by Wednesday?

11)Remove the outside, cook the inside, then eat the outside, and throw away the inside---what is it?
12)What goes around the world but stays in a corner?
13)I have a holes on the top and bottom, I have holes on my left and right, I have holes in the middle---yet I still hold water. What I am?

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網上符號 Internet Hieroglyphics: Smileys
1 :-) I'm winking 2 :-( I'm sad
3 :-> I'm smug 4 :-< I'm cross
5 :-\ I'm undecided 6 :-o I'm shocked
7 :-& I'm tongue-tied 8 |-| I'm sleep (boredom)
9 :-c I'm bummed out 10 :-# My lips are sealed
11 8-| I'm in suspence 12 :-< I'm sad
13 8-# I'm dead 14 :-1 Hmmm
15 :-7 I'm being wry 16 :-p I'm sticking my tongue out
17 :-9 I'm licking my lips 18 :-* I just ate a sour pickle
19 :>) I have a big nose 20 %-) I'm cross-eyed
21 #-) I partied all night 22 [:-) I'm listening to headphones
23 (-: I'm left-handed 24 :- I'm male
25 :-Q I smoke 26 :-? I smoke a pipe
27 :-{ I have a mustache 28 :-% I have a beard
29 (-) I need a haircut 30 {:-) I part my hair in the middle
31 {(:-) I'm wearing a toupee 32 }(:-( I'm wearing toupee in wind
33 -:-) I have a mohawk 34 (:)-) I like to scuba dive
35 0-) I wear a scuba mask 36 :-)x I wear a bow tie
37 :-)x I wear a bow tie 38 :-} I wear lipstick
39 0:I I wear a turban 40 8-) I wear glasses
41 ::-) I wear bifocals 42 B-) wear horn-rims
43 :-)8 I'm well-dress 44 :-0 I'm an orator
45 :<| I attend an Ivy League school 46 +:-| I'm a priest
47 +-(:-) I'm the pope 48 [:|] I'm a robot
49 *:0) I'm a bozo 50 0-) I'm a Cyclops
51 :> I'm a midget 52 8:] I'm a gorilla
53 =:-) I'm a punk rocker 54 %.^ I'm apicasso
55 <:=) I'm Santa Claus (Ho Ho Ho)

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網語簡串 INTERNET ACRONYM
1 AAMOF As matter of fact.
2 AFAIK As far as I know.
3 BTW By the way.
4 CU See you.
5 DIIK Damned if I know.
6 F2F Face to Face.
7 FAQ Frequently asked questions.
8 FAWOMPT Frequently argued waste of my precious time.
9 FAWOMFT Frequently argued waste of my foolish time.
10 FOAF Freind of a freinds.
11 FOTCL Falling off the chair laughing.
12 FTF Face to face.
13 FYA For your amusement.
14 FYI For your information.
15 HHOK Ha ha only kidding.
16 HHOJ Ha ha only joking.
17 HHOS Ha ha only serious. (Used with ironic jokes and
satire.
18 INAL I am not a lawyer.
19 IMCO In my considered opinion.
20 IMHO In my humnble opinion.
21 IMO In my opinion.
22 IMNSHO In my no so humble opinion. ( This more
accurately eflects most of the opinions one sees
on the Internet!)
23 IOW I other words.
24 IWBNI It would be nice if.
25 IYFEG Insert your favorite ethnic group. sometimes see
, instead.
26 KISS Keep it simple, stupid.
27 LOL Laughing out loud.
28 MEGO My eyes glaze over.
29 MOTAS Member of the appropriate sex
30 MOTOS Member of the opposite sex.
31 MOTSS Member of the same sex.
32 MUD Multiple User Dimention (or Multiple User
Dungeon).
33 NRN No responce necessary.
34 OIC Oh, I see.
35 OS Operating system.
36 OTOH On the other hand.
37 OTT Over the top.
38 PD Public domain.
38 PD Public domain.
39 PMJI Pardon my jumping in.
40 PONA Person of no account.
41 ROTFL Rolling on the floor laughing.
42 ROTFLOL Rolling on the floor laughing out loud.
43 RSN Real soon now (read: never).
44 RTFF Read the fine FAQ. (See RTFM.)
45 RTFM Read the fabulous manual.
46 SO Significant other.
47 TFS Thanks for sharing.
48 TIA Thanks in advance.
49 TIC Toungue in cheek.
50 TPTB The powers that be.
51 TTFN Ta-ta for now..
52 TTYL Talk to you later.
53 WRT With respect to.
54 YABA Yet another bloody acrnym.
55 YMMV Your mileage may vary.
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